They don’t make them like they used to, or even made them like them like this at the time.
All in Game Reviews
Everybody’s Gone To The Rapture
The uncanny valley… only for garden items?
Mass Effect Andromeda
In 2017 I said that Mass Effect Andromeda was better than Mass Effect 2 and 3 combined. Also all games mentioned are absolutely terrible. I still stand by that even now.
Wargroove
I very much doubt anyone would be inspired to kill by such a cute dog on a battlefield… coo and say “wuck at wa wovely puppy!” yes, but kill?
Shenmue 2
I see…
… that you have thrown a Watermelon at me and screamed “DIE!”
Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
The GUN is Good
Deadly Premonition: Directors Cut (2013)
The PS3 port is not the way to experience this incredible Twin Peaks inspired Japanese masterpiece
Firewatch
Call it in
eFootball Pro Evolution Soccer 2020
Oh MATSUURA, you are real too me damnit
Sid Meier's Civilization VI
Even though this is far from my fave Civ - I still love it
Valkyria Chronicles
War… has never been so much ‘wholesome’
DayZ
Does DayZ standalone - stand alone on it’s own two feet? We’ll have to find out once the feet have finished rendering…
Void Bastards
After writing this review in 2019 I have 100%’d it on both PC/Mac and PS4 - the game is fucking boss and I was well too Luke warm on it here… will have to review again